The Great Bicycle Race Caper: How I Convinced My Friends to Join Me in a 100-Mile Death March

It all started with a simple idea: let’s do a century ride. My friends and I had been talking about it for months, but we never seemed to pull the trigger. That is, until I decided to take matters into my own hands.

I started by sending out a group text to my friends: “Who’s up for a little bike race next weekend?” To my surprise, everyone was game. “Count me in!” “I’m in!” “Let’s do this thing!”

I quickly started making plans. I mapped out a route that would take us through some of the most beautiful countryside in the area, and I even found a few challenging hills to keep things interesting. My friends were all in, and before we knew it, race day was upon us.

As we set out on the ride, I could feel the energy in the group. We were all excited and a little nervous, but we were determined to finish the race no matter what. The first few miles flew by, and we were making great time. But as we approached the first big hill, I could see the looks of fear on my friends’ faces.

“Come on, guys!” I shouted. “We can do this! Just keep pedaling!” And with that, we all gritted our teeth and started climbing. It was a tough climb, but we made it to the top, and the feeling of accomplishment was incredible.

Once we got back down, we started pedaling again, this time heading up the next hill. I could see my friends were having trouble getting started, so I slowed down and walked alongside them for a little bit to help them get their legs going. Before I knew it, we were on the top again and had a big smile on our faces.

Bicycle Race up the hill
Heading up that hill

We rode like this for a while, going up one hill after another. As we were pedaling up one of them, I noticed my friend Jake’s chain was coming off his bike. He was struggling to pedal because he wasn’t getting any traction, so I stopped and helped him fix it.

When I looked around, I realized that every one of my friends was having a hard time getting up the hills. We were all tired, and our bikes were starting to break down. But I wasn’t going to give up! So I told everyone to take a quick break, and we all went back to the car to get some water and snacks. Then we went right back to the bikes and kept riding.

By now, my friends were completely drained. The hills were taking too much out of them. I could tell that they weren’t going to be able to finish the race like this, so I made another quick decision.

“Let’s do a push!” I shouted. “We’ll each take turns pushing everyone up the next hill.” The look of relief on my friends’ faces was priceless. We quickly got everyone lined up, and we all started pushing our friends up the hill. The first few people went pretty fast, but as it got to my turn, I struggled to get started. The hill was steep, and the bike was heavy, but I pushed as hard as I could until I heard my friends yelling “Give us a push!”

We all pushed like mad for a few minutes until we finally made it to the top and could catch our breath. My heart was racing, and my legs felt like jelly, but we were so happy. We celebrated by cheering and high-fiving each other.

We pushed for another half mile before we stopped for a quick break. As we were resting, I turned around to see how everyone was doing. When I looked back up the hill, I saw my friend Maddy was still pushing, so I decided to give her a little encouragement.

I ran up and gave her a big hug. Then I gave her a little pep talk and reminded her how strong she was. Before I knew it, we were back at it again.

A couple of hours later, we were about halfway through the race when I saw something strange ahead. It looked like a long row of white poles stretching across the road. They weren’t there when we had come down the hill earlier, so what were they?

As we got closer, I could see that the poles were blocking the road. We were all confused as we approached the poles, and it became clear that we couldn’t go any further. At that point, I didn’t know what to think. Were we really stuck here.

As we stood there, looking at the poles, I could hear my friends whispering behind me. I turned around to see that they were all looking at me with a strange expression on their faces. They looked like they wanted to say something, but they weren’t sure if they should.
I turned around and faced them. “What are you guys staring at?” I asked.

“Well…” My friends started to say, but they couldn’t find the words. Finally, Maddy took a deep breath and spoke up.

“Um… Ben… Why did you do that?” she asked me with tears in her eyes. “We thought you were crazy to try to push those poles!”

“Maddy!” I replied with an annoyed look on my face. “What are you talking about?! Of course I’m not crazy!” Then I pointed behind her. “Look over there! That’s why!”

At first, Maddy didn’t understand what I was talking about, so I explained.

“There’s a reason we couldn’t move forward,” I said. “There’s a hidden road that goes straight up the hill, but it’s blocked off by a row of white poles.” Then I turned to my other friends and said, “I think these guys are just as confused as you are.”

“Oh man!” Jake laughed. “You should’ve seen your faces when you saw them! You looked like you thought we were done for!”

My friends laughed as they started explaining how they had felt when they saw the poles. But I could tell they weren’t convinced.

“Why would there be a hidden road?” Maddy asked me. “And what’s with that weird pole that blocks the path?”

I smiled at her. “Those are good questions. But let me start at the beginning.”

So I told my friends the whole story: about how we had all come together to do a century ride, and how we had planned out our route on Google Maps; how I had started mapping out hills and challenging sections of the road; how we had struggled through the first few miles of climbing; and how I had finally decided that it would be best if we did a push to help each other get up the next hill.

I explained that, although everyone had had trouble getting up some of the hills, they had all finished the race. But then I told them about my crazy idea of pushing the white poles across the road and how Maddy had been so worried about our safety.

My friends were quiet as they listened to the story. But when I finished, they all broke out in huge smiles.

“That was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen!” Jake laughed. “But I have to admit, it worked!”

“Yeah,” Maddy agreed with a big grin on her face. “That was awesome!”

Then everyone started cheering and high-fiving each other. It was a great feeling to see my friends so happy!

As we walked back to the bikes, I could see that Maddy was still looking at me with that funny expression on her face. I knew she was thinking about what she had said to me earlier: “I thought you were crazy.”

“I know what you’re thinking,” I said to her as we climbed back on our bikes. “You thought it was crazy to try pushing the poles across the road.” Then I smiled at her. “But it worked.”

She gave me a big smile as we started pedaling again. Before long, we were back at the top of the next hill, ready for another push!

The rest of the race was a blur of sweat, pain, and exhilaration. We pushed ourselves to the limit, and we all finished the race together, exhausted but triumphant.

As we crossed the finish line, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride. I had convinced my friends to join me on this crazy adventure, and we had all survived to tell the tale. It was a day we would never forget, and I knew that we would all be back for more. The Great Bicycle Race Caper had been a resounding success, and I couldn’t wait to do it all again.